Maybe I could make a Garrison Keillor lookalike and be-alike a character in FatLand III: To Live Fat and Free.
You see, I have a fantasy about him. (He is big and tall. Fat? Some say yes, some say no.) The fantasy is about his voice. He grabs me, holds me very close, puts his arms around me and whispers into my ear in that voice of midwest silver that he is going to do certain things to me and tells me exactly which things in careful detail..
Oh, I'll bet I could fit him in somewhere.
Um, fit him into the book, I mean..