Turned out that many FatLand women had fantasies about Santa Claus, and they had very little to do with getting toys..(well, not those kinds of toys..)
One of them involved sitting on Santa's lap and telling him just how naughty she, the fantasizer, had been in detail..and how naughty she'd like to get with him.
Another one involved interesting stuff with Santa and his elves.
The person who was compiling the Santa fantasies, and who ultimately concluded that FatLand needed a few Santas for adults, hoped fervently that she did not hear of anyone who thought strange thoughts about the reindeer. Luckily she did not.
Then someone asked her why Santa always had to be a man, and she realized he didn't.